Tag Archives: face

Simon Cowell sets up orphan top of the pops in Texas

7 Jul

Some would say its a step too close to the mark, setting orphans to compete against each other, popstar deathmatch style, but thats the latest idea from mr. tightpants cowell, or some dude thats going round in his facemask. Said to be a step away from cartman’s “crack baby basketball” the show will be housed in a converted orphanarium, with house-elves, chicken stew swimming pools and far, far, far to many high fives. What is happening. Anyway grab a Simon Cowell mask, lets cowell it up people.


Prince Charles Facemaskage

4 Jul

Ohhhh I do say, a spot of shooting? Driving the mondeo around the estate? good shout. Er no, what? Even chav’s can be prince charles today, well any day, thanks to the effervescent timeless prince charles facemask…hahah…gotta get me one of those, gonna bo selecta it up to his house and get past the guards with it, kiss camilla!

Kate Middleton Cardboard face mask

3 Jul


Who better to walk down the street impersonating than Kate Middleton, the mixture of royalty and royal tea is fantastic. Shes beyond hot and super well known. Probably the most popular cardboard face mask sold in the month of may, well thats what we say, roll on next facemask!

Gaga Face mask

2 Jul


Was lady gaga the founder of the celebrity face mask? The cardboard face ones I mean. Before her it seemed like all there was, was rubber faced NIXON masks and Ali G pullovers. They used to be just for halloween but has gaga changed it all? Is she still a man? Who knows, thats the wonderful unknowing world of Celebrity Masks!!