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Colin Firth Eats an Elephant leg in restaurant

5 Jul

Colin firth was said to be seen in a south indian restaurant today with a whole elephants leg to himself, the greedy bastard. Wait no thats a lie. Anyway Today I will be mostly wearing colin firths face, in the form of a facemask printed onto cardboard. Wearing the face of a celebrity can be a liberating experience, especially if you are already a celebrity, because then whatever you do will be seen as being done by the other celebrity that you are impersonating. Its like the solution to all famous peoples life problems. Pretty soon youll see colin firth walking down the street but when you go to talk to him about the kings speech or love actually youll hear a deep voice from behind his face and realise its densil washington just messing with you.