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Wayne Rooney admits he went to Eton

6 Jul

Now isn’t that scary? What would YOU DO if 50 wayne rooneys got out of their orange range rovers and ran at you with kfc buckets? Worse what if they were riding ostrichs or had mini golf clubs? Thats the conundrum faced everyday by some unlucky people who live in the north of england, or is it? Wayne rooney gets a lot of flak from people, which is probably harsh (you might say) but I think he’s just unlucky to be famous and not so clever. Anyway grab yourself a rooney face mask and act all sophisticated’ like and up his rep. I DARE YOU.