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Simon Cowell sets up orphan top of the pops in Texas

7 Jul

Some would say its a step too close to the mark, setting orphans to compete against each other, popstar deathmatch style, but thats the latest idea from mr. tightpants cowell, or some dude thats going round in his facemask. Said to be a step away from cartman’s “crack baby basketball” the show will be housed in a converted orphanarium, with house-elves, chicken stew swimming pools and far, far, far to many high fives. What is happening. Anyway grab a Simon Cowell mask, lets cowell it up people.